Not sure you want to spring an entire dollar for a novel?* Don’t want to buy with your eyes closed? Want more information about a book than you bother to get before you vote? Well this is the page to ponder. This page should satisfy your curiosity.
Not that you should trust us.
Well it's not free yet because of our 90 day contract with Amazon. But when it becomes free the answer will be: Why Not? And, no, you don’t get what you pay for this time. Raising Hell would be a steal at $20.
What, exactly, do you want from us? You were whining about it being free in the previous question.
We didn’t. He has never cooperated on anything. He expects us to do his work for him, as you will discover one day. HSM* denies that the events in Raising Hell did, or even could ever, happen. He was so incensed when he discovered the Monday’s web site that he had us ground up and added to yesterday’s batch of 100% recycled coffee. (That didn’t mean we were relieved of web site duty today.) He called it the Hell of Being Recycled into Material So Noxious It Should Never Have Been Recycled to Begin With Only to Make the End Product Even More Noxious Than Before.
A little innuendo but no sex and enough gratuitous violence to make it appropriate family entertainment.
It is very appropriate for the classroom, but students will appreciate it far more if told they shouldn’t read it under any circumstances.
A job, of course. In fact, two consecutive jobs at two institutions that sucked the life out of me. I can't name them or I might be sued, but both were involved in education (which I believe is training ground for hell's future mismanagers). Employees of one institution know which one I mean since I wrote the first draft for them.PTS
Hello. Did you read the answer to the previous question? (Okay, maybe we should have asked if you paid attention when you read it.)
The Supreme Being refuses to comment on, or even acknowledge Raising Hell. (For that matter, so does HSM.*)
Not on this plain of existence. But you may find one soon enough.
Continue on the road you’re going and you’ll probably find one on your own soon enough.
If you bothered to look at the buttons and hyperlinks on this page you would already to know the answer to that. But, no, you had to wait for instructions. HSM• would love to meet you. You’ll be putty in his hands.
Are you really that clueless? Hint: Think of another restaurant with three initials and a day in the name. Still not sure? Hint: TGI Friday’s. Still in the dark? You really are g.d. clueless and there will be no hope for you.
Technically, "g.d.i. Monday’s" is the possessive of "g.d.i. Monday," or that’s the official smarty pants answer. The truth is consistency, organization and efficiency exist only in the mind of HSM* and, while it would make him happy if we achieved those states, we wouldn’t be where we are if anyone was happy. Except for that one guy, who must not be named.