Our 100% recycled coffee is in high demand in our neighborhood. Perhaps that’s because no other coffee is available. Having been brewed by several generations, our coffee has a thin but grainy, or thick but grainy texture depending on how much water you add.
Trust us. Nothing says, “What the hell?” like a cup of g.d.i. Monday’s coffee at the end of a miserable day. Just we you thought it couldn’t get any worse, HSM* will always find a way to prove you wrong. And nothing lowers your expectations like g.d.i. Monday’s 100% recycled coffee. Served hot or tepid, the taste will linger at the back of your tongue for hours.
But that doesn't mean you can't gift g.d.i. Monday’s 100% fully recycled coffee to your friends, family and coworkers who constantly disrespect you day in and day out. Follow these simple steps and you can offer them an experience from their (most-likely) final destination.
This make take a little effort, but it’s no less than the effort we put into every can of Monday’s 100% recycled coffee. And after years of being told how you screwed the pooch or will never measure up, won’t it be worth every minute when you see their faces light up after they reach into your gift box. g.d.i. Monday: because today is the worst day of the rest of your week. Or life for that matter.